Nonsense

2003-04-12 00:09:00
Meredith um…nevermind.

2003-04-09 19:17:00
Declawing cats is now illegal in West Hollywood. Maybe this will teach people to vote for real people.

2003-04-05 22:16:00
Today as I was driving around the outskirts of LA I came to an intersection. On one side were war protestors holding a sign, “honk for peace” …and on the other side were some people rallying for the war with a sign which read, “honk to support our troops.” 

The people rallying to support our troops had U.S. Flag. But these war protestors didn’t have a single U.S. Flag so they were probably anti-american as well. War protestors are so ignorant. They do not understand that because of the military and because of wars they have the freedom to protest.

2003-04-03 20:32:00
Meredith. I’ve called you at 2pm and I have waken you too early. And I’ve called you at 7pm and have waken you as you had just fallen asleep! O Meredith O Meredith wilt thou normalize they sleep schedule?

2003-03-17 15:43:00
only 2 Frappuccino’s left. I hope I can make it.

2003-03-13 22:36:00
I have never seen eggs individually marked with expiration dates…

2003-03-10 08:06:00
Score update: 17 to 17

2003-03-09 17:42:00
I long for sleep, but cannot rest. When will this hectic schedule end?

2003-02-17 18:15:00
Whoever opposes drilling for oil in Alaska because it might harm the endangered snow:

It just cost me $17.70 to gas up my Probe at the cheapest place using the lowest grade fuel.

$20 a week on gas!! what has ths world become! Do you know where the wildlife hang out in Alaska? They hang out by our oil pipes because they like the warmth we provide.

Thought to ponder: I wonder if by being financially limited to cheap gas people pollute more than they would be by buying a higher quality. …just a thought.

2003-01-29 07:57:00
is shaving worth the time?

if it takes me 5 minutes a day to shave, tmes 365/year …hmm…lets say i live to be 80. So if I stop shaving I will have an extra 101 days!