The Oil Leak has been gushing for 72 days!
I was trying to think of a solution to stop it, and I finally realized, this is not a job for mere mortal man. What we need is a superhero! Superman, Batman, Wolverine, Jean Grey, The Hulk, Mr. Incredible. Any of these guys could stop it within the timeframe of a movie. The problem is our government doesn’t understand them and is afraid of them. They’ve put all the superheroes under the Superhero Protection Program and made them promise not to use their superpowers.
I know some of these superheros are scary, but because we don’t let them do their jobs we are allowing an oil leak to destroy the Louisiana coast line, the marshes, and allowing the feds to put more regulation on the oil industry which will raise the price of gas. These superheroes are here to fight crime and save us from man-made and natural disasters.
Please join me in helping our superheroes by signing this petition to discontinue the super hero protection program, so super heros can do their job.