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2002-10-18 00:06:00

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2002-10-18 00:06:00
Bachelor’s life: Cooking

Tonight when i got home from school my poor stomach hadn’t eaten in eight hours. (its important to remember that nine hours is fatal).  

So i cooked myself a hamburger….and just in time.

2002-08-12 14:00:00

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2002-08-12 14:00:00
i ate my first roadkill! my Uncle Brian was deer hunting…and as he was driving at 65mph WHAAAAM!!…hit a deer. after calculating the repair costs to the van the deer was worth $77/pound.

2002-07-01 17:47:00

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2002-07-01 17:47:00
as i go for my morning walk i see a man. i always see this man. he is the man who carries his hat. i looked at him from afar and behold! his arm moved up placing the hat on his head. he walked 10 paces, then his hand went back up, and now he is still the man who carries his hat. 

2002-06-16 22:30:00

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2002-06-16 22:30:00
Ashley, Tarin and I went to a Regency dance! oh what a blast. From running around in circles to trying to remember left from right. The cookies left much to desire but the punch was alright! We had a fine evening …even if it was a little scandelous. 

2002-06-07 18:31:00

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2002-06-07 18:31:00
Ben is about ready to go home from work. The he gets an urgent message: “Deliver this part to Yucaipa. Urgent.” Ben takes to the road swirving his truck onto the jammed freeway. Ben sits and sits. 30 minutes later Ben arrives at the shop. An employee sees him and then speeds off in a tow-truck. Ben exits his truck, walks up to the shop and opens the door…no wait, the door is locked. Ben pounds on door and waits. …nothing. He calls Ford and there is a slight radio miscommunication that takes place over the course of 15 more minutes. Finally the radio crackles, “well, take the part back. come on back.” Ben drives back behind a load of slow trucks and finally pulls in and deactivates the engine. He hurredly stows his gear and clocks out 40 minutes late. This was a long rough day for Ben, but he is happy. Why is he happy? Because tomorrow is Saturday! And tomorrow, is a day full of freedom, excitement, programming, and adventure. |:-) 

2002-05-30 21:28:00

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2002-05-30 21:28:00
Sometimes just living your life seems pretty simple. Then one little small insignificant thing that you don’t really care about suddenly ends up being a thread on which the whole thing hangs. …oh, don’t let it snap.